【新唐人2012年1月7日讯】中国新年即将来临，大陆已经进入返乡潮，返乡者开始为回家忙碌打点行李。不过，买票难、坐车条件差仍是难过的一关。近几天，网上出现几幅“新年返乡装备图”，立刻引起众网友的强势围观，赢得叫绝。外界认为，返乡图谱有创意，折射出大陆铁道部灰色的真实写照。
在大陆，新年返乡期间，被称为世界上规模最大的周期性人口大迁徙，是中国特有的超级难题。返乡者每年都要经历买票难、坐车难两大难关。因此，今年尽管实施了网路购票等新措施，反而，传出返乡车票更加难买的信息。
大陆每年返乡者坐车的痛苦经历，从网路几幅“新年返乡装备图”可以看出。
“新年返乡装备”中让网友最为叫绝的是：“让人远离你”的装备。
创作者描述说：那由无数颗尖尖的铆钉组成的平底鞋，有个很霸气的名字叫“拒踩铆钉鞋”，一旦踩到必能血溅五步，还可以挤地铁、公交时候穿。全身金黄叫声惊悚的那只鸡，有个很应景的名字叫“开道惨叫鸡”，双手一捏，惨叫鸡那撕心裂肺的叫声响彻车厢，过道上连垃圾都不敢待着。还有个特霸气的文身贴纸往身上一粘，立马变黑道，方圆3尺无人近身，保平安最给力。最后那惊悚的血浆包饮料一喝，必然让所见之人狂癫不止！
“新年返乡装备”的创作者有4个人，原创作者miss王，现在北京一家网站担任编辑。创作的原因是他们的一个朋友历经千辛万苦买到一张回家的票后，4个人就凑在一起吐槽自个儿的经历，就这么给创作出来了。
miss王回忆说，新年返乡最惨的经历是学生时候，到重庆的T9火车 ，很拥挤，坐硬座，他在28小时过程中没有去上厕所，因为厕所里都是人，28小时里也没有吃饭，因为看到人多就不想吃了。
另外，miss王等人创作的所谓“骨灰级”装备中还有：“迷你麻将桌、供电量720日的山寨手机、成人尿不湿、无添加三聚氰胺的猛牛一头、编织袋、折叠随手凳、开道特权证、追尾必备逃生锤。”
广大网友因此大力建议铁道部放开一点，搞几个常配麻将桌，和配带无添加三聚氰胺的猛牛一头，渴的时候还能随时挤奶喝！
山东大学退休教授孙文广：“不管在外面打工的，还有上学的回家，对中国的传统节日，车站、还有轮船都是非常拥挤的。一般的民众，他坐车，他也坐不起高铁，高铁很贵，高速公路上也不便宜，一般的车，它有的车次就减少了，因为给高铁让路，所以普通的票一票难求，对农民工来讲他也不会去坐高铁。”
日前，网路也出现“直击2012年上海火车站呈现返乡潮”视频。网友留言说道：过年回家真是最痛苦的时候，凌晨排队买票，大包小包挤车，一站十个小时，回家大睡三天。
六四天网创办人黄琦：“高铁本身也并不是中国农民工所能够普遍消费的。它的服务人群定向也不是为社会底层，或者说更多的人群。它应该说是在对相对来说经济状况比较好的人消费的。”
黄琦表示，交通部门的很多服务窗口，都是为一些特殊利益集团在服务。所以，表面上对于民众采取的一点措施，都解决不了目前中国社会的根本问题。
新唐人记者唐睿、李若琳采访报导。
Travel kits for Returning Home for Chinese New Year
The Chinese New Year is near,
a tidal wave of returning home has begun.
However, the difficulty in buying ticket s and
commuting still exists.
A recent online release of pictures of returning home travel kits
immediately attracted netizens’ attention and won praises.
The pictures are deemed creative, a true portrayal of China’s
Ministry of Railways, according to the outside comments.
Returning home for Chinese New Year, the world’s largest
seasonal population migration, is a super headache unique to China.
Each year, returnees have gone through two major difficulties
in buying tickets and commuting.
However, it is said that this year getting a ticket will be harder,
Even though new measures were implemented like buying tickets online.
Several online pictures of New Year’s survival kit for returnees
tell of each year’s painful experiences on commuting.
The most amazing outfit is one that “keeps people away
from you"
The creator gives more detailed explanation on it.
The flat shoe is made with countless rivets.
Once someone steps on it, his foot will bleed.
The golden brown chicken can make an alarming sound.
When pinched its piercing cry can resound
throughout the train.
With those overbearing tattoo stickers affixed to your skin,
no one would dare approach you, giving you the best safety protection!
And last but not least the horror outfit is a blood beverage,
drinking it is bound to make others crazy!
Four people created this set of pictures.
The original author, Miss Wang is a website editor in Beijing.
Hearing from a friend who finally bought a ticket home
after having undergone untold hardships,
The four gathered and talked about their own experiences,
then they created the pictures.
For Miss Wang, the most miserable experience her friend
went through was to return home for Chinese New Year when he studied at university.
The Chongqing-bound train was very crowded, he did not go
to the bathroom during the 28-hour journey, for the toilet was full of people.
Nor did Wang eat anything, because he lost his appetite
on seeing so many people.
Other items of kit that Miss Wang created with others include:
“Mini mahjong table, a copycatting cellular battery of 720-day power supply,
adult diapers, cattle not fed with melamine,
woven bags, a folding stool, a privilege card for getting by and
a handy hammer for escaping a rear-end collision “
Netizens strongly called for the Railways Ministry to
set up fixed mahjong tables on the train,
which also raises a non-melamine fed cow to give milk
when passengers are thirsty.
Sun Wenguang(Retired professor at Shandong University)
says: “On Chinese traditional holidays,
the trains or the ships are always crowded with
migrant workers or students returning home.
Ordinary people can not afford to take costly high-speed rail,
even highway commuting is not cheap.
Normal train services are officially reduced to make way
for high-speed rail.
So that causes difficulty in getting an ordinary train ticket.
Migrant workers also cannot afford to ride high-speed rail."
Recently, videos have been released online about the
“2012 wave of returning home at Shanghai Railway Station”.
A post said, the most painful time is returning home
on the Chinese New Year.
Queuing up in the early morning to get a ticket,
jostling to board the train with various items of luggage,
over a 10-hour standing journey
and going to sleep for three days after arriving home.
Huang Qi, founder of 64tianwang.comsays: “Chinese
migrant workers cannot afford to take high-speed rail.
The rail’s targeted consumer is not the underclass or ever more people.
It is designed to serve people in better economic conditions. “
Huang said that the transport sector had set up many service counters,
to serve those special interest groups.
So, a few measures reportedly taken for the general public
cannot be expected to solve the essential issues of today’s Chinese society.
NTD reporters Tang Rui and Li Ruilin
