【新唐人2013年03月05日讯】自3月3号中共人大、政协两会开幕后，人大代表们的建议和提案成了百姓们最关心的话题。如同往年一般，今年的两会依然涌现大批“雷人提案”，网友们戏称，如果将历年两会雷人提案集中起来，可以出本《笑林广记》或者《惊世狠言》了。
今年的中共两会，还没召开就被民众所关注，只因人们实在想知道，今年又出了哪些雷人提案可以用来消遣。
外企会计师金先生：“他们有些人大代表提的建议啊、落实啊、我觉得问题都很多，而且很多笑话每年都会爆出来。”
2013两会雷人提案之一；没有接受过九年义务教育的人，不应该生孩子。
江苏黄埔再生资源利用有限公司董事长陈光标，接受媒体采访时说，计划生育政策应该修改，没有接受过九年义务教育的人不应该生孩子，读过高中的可以生一胎，高中以上学历的生育应该放开。
雷人提案之二；房价过高，部分原因是土地拆迁成本过高。
中国首富、人大代表宗庆认为，由于拆迁时给农民的拆迁补偿过高，造成如今中国房价高居不下。这一观点很快被无数遭遇非法强制拆迁、土地被非法占有的访民们口水淹没。
雷人提案之三；慈善捐款，应该立法并强制执行。
中华慈善总会副会长周森提出：每个人的工资必须要有一笔钱做慈善公益，并对此进行立法。自从郭美美曝光红十字黑幕后，中国公办慈善机构从此进入惨淡期，这项提议被网友认为是打着慈善手段强奸（强捐）。
雷人提案之四；十一黄金周、春节、清明、劳动四个节日，应免费乘火车。
网友猜测：提出这一建议的人大代表、广东律师朱列玉“究竟多久没有坐火车了？”
网友袁先生：“确确实实与当前社会或者说人民比较脱节，他提出来的这些确确实实对一般老百姓来讲，真的觉得可笑、嘲讽或者说完全脱离现实，这个不奇怪，像近几年每年会有这样一些。”
雷人提案之五；减免贪官刑责。
朱列玉还建议修改贪污受贿量刑标准，将贪10万判10年，改为贪10万判1年，结果遭致网友唾骂，并被质问：“你是人们代表还是贪官代表？”。
网友李先生：“我们在法律面前，官与民不在同一个世界里头，所以他们在处罚上，官就宽的多的多，民就严的多的多。”
其它雷人提案还有实施互联网信息发布实名制、卖淫合法化、穷人可将二胎指标转赠给富人、关闭网吧、用高房价控制人口素质、让农民工开垦边疆等等，而真正被民众关注的环境污染、食品污染、新闻自由、截访黑监狱等民生问题却无人提及。
相比之下，由117万网民参与投票选出的问题，才是百姓真正希望的提案。如：
取消养老双轨制的养老保险问题。
收入差距过大；工资增长与GDP不同步的收入分配问题。
房价过高难以承受，期待抑制房价上涨的房价问题。
精简政府机构，并透明信息的机构改革问题。
支持网络反腐；加大社会监督的反腐问题。
物价大幅上涨，希望能稳定物价的物价问题。
另外还有：药价过高，看病难﹔期待更多大病能纳入医保的医疗改革问题。
推进户籍制度改革；改善农民工待遇的新型城镇化问题。
重视环保，关注生态建设的环保问题。
以及，支持异地高考改革；解决上学难、入园难问题。
和解决就业难问题。
解决交通拥堵问题，等等。
不过也有评论人士指出，即使这些民愿传递到中央，依然不会得到解决，因为这些问题无一不是存在了多年的难题，而且始作蛹者就是中共政权本身，如果真能全部解决，中共的既得利益集团将再无利益可言，中共的本身也将不复存在。
采访/陈汉 编辑/张天宇 后制/李月
Shocking Proposals from Representatives of the Two Sessions
On March 3rd Chinese Communist Party (CCP) Two Sessions,
National People’s Congress (NPC) and Political Consultative
Conference (PCC) started. Representatives’ proposals have
become the most talked-about topic.
Just like in the past, many shocking proposals were brought up.
Netizens joked that these can be compiled into a book titled
Statements That Shock the World.
The Two Sessions have caught people’s attention before
they started.
Everyone only wants to know which
shocking proposals can be joked about.
Accountant of a foreign enterprise Mr. Jin: “I think there are
many problems of the representatives’ proposals and related
implementations. Each year there are many jokes.”
2013 Shocking Proposal #1 – Those who did not receive
the nine-year compulsory education cannot have children.
Jiansu Huangpu CEO of Renewable Resource Utilization
Co, ltd CEO Chen Guangbiao said during an interview,
the birth control policy should be changed.
Those who did not get the nine-year compulsory education
should not bear a child.
High-school graduates can have one. The birth control for
those above high-school level should be removed.
Shocking Proposal #2 – High housing price is due to
the high cost of demolition and relocation.
China’s top rich, NPC representative Zong Qing thinks
China’s high real estate price is due to high compensation
to farmers during the demolition and relocation process.
This point of view was soon scolded by petitioners, whose
houses and lands were illegally and forcefully taken away.
Shocking Proposal #3 –
There should be law and enforcement of charity donation
China Charity Federation vice chairman Zhou Sen proposed:
The law should be set up and enforced to take certain
amount of money from everyone’s paycheck for charity.
The exposure of the Guo Meimei incident and the corruption
related to China Red Cross, has meant China’s government
charity agencies have declined sharply.
This proposal is commented by netizens as
“Rape in Name of Charity.”
Shocking Proposal #4 –
There should be free train rides on the four key holidays.
Netizens asked that Guangdong laywer Zhu Lieyu,
who brought up this proposal, “How long is it since he last took the train?”
Netizen Mr. Yuan: “These are so disconnected from
the public.
These proposals are ridiculous to the general public.
They are completely isolated from the reality.
It is not strange and has happened each year.”
Shocking Proposal #5 –
Reduce or remove punishment of corrupt officials.
Zhu Lieyu also suggested change corruption sentencing terms.
Change “10-year sentence of corruption in the amount of
100,000 yuan to One year.”
Netizens scolded him: “Are you the representatives of people
or corrupt officials?”
Netizen Mr. Li: “Officials and people are in different worlds.
They are loose in punishing officials and strict on the people.”
Other shocking proposals include:
“Implement Internet Real Name Registration,”
“Legalize Prostitution,” “Close Internet Bars,”
“Poor People Transfer Birth Control Quota to Rich People,”
“Control People’s Quality by High House Price,” and
“Send Migrant Workers to Develop the Border Areas.” Etc.
Issues that people care about like pollution, food poisoning,
media freedom, illegal detention of petitioners, etc. were ignored.
By contrast, issues voted by 1.17 million netizens are
what people really want to be addressed.
E.G: Remove wide income gap and address the issue such as
why pace of salary increase cannot keep up with GDP.
Curb house price hikes as it is beyond affordability.
Reduce government agencies and employees and
be transparent on the reforms.
Support online anti-corruption to help monitor corruption.
Stabilize pricing, and so on.
In addition, there are issues such as high medicine prices,
health insurance reform, household registration reform,
treatment of migrant workers, developments of towns to cities,
environmental problems, traffic problems.
Lastly college entrance exam, education and
employment reform, etc.
However, commentators point out that these issues will not
be addressed even they are passed to the CCP.
These are all “Difficult Issues” that have existed for years.
The CCP is the source of these issues.
The resolution of those issues would take the benefits
away from the CCP and the CCP would collapse.
